The President has a Relapse
After managing to resist having his photo taken next to a Japanese mascot for 7 years the president has gone into relapse.
“It was just a normal day and I was on my way to meet someone when I suddenly came across it in a promotion event.” I tried to put it out of my mind as usual but it looked so cute and the urge was just too much so I asked the promotion girl to take the photo. After she took it I realised what I had done but it was too late and I just got down on my knees and cried and the girl took a photo of that.”
To prevent withdrawal symptoms, my psychiatrist has put me on a 3-month course of “My Favourite Rides” to be taken once a day. He also told me to go back to the Mascots Anonymous meetings.