As reported on Channel 4 News and BBC News, our website has finally been redesigned after festering online for years without ever being updated.
There's even some new content. Most of it is actually the same old rubbish transferred over from
The North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has secretly been a Bag of Bones fan for many years we can disclose. He was apparently thrilled to hear that the website was redesigned and ordered his military to point his surveillance dishes
To coincide with the launch of the new website we have launched a global advertising campaign in the hope of acquiring a more international audience.
Large billboards and posters are now on display in North America, Europe and Asia. Some of
After managing to resist having his photo taken next to a Japanese mascot for 7 years the president has gone into relapse.
“It was just a normal day and I was on my way to meet someone when I suddenly came
We are proud to announce a new video series "Appleby's Believe It or Not!". It features an alien from a higher dimension who can transform into any creature on Earth including our Bag of Bones president for the purpose of
A powerful 6.9 earthquake off the northeast Japanese coast was also felt in Tokyo and at the apartment of our President. Luckily, he was shooting "A Day in the Life of a President" at the time so the event was
Two mysterious patterns spelling out this company's name have appeared in farmer's fields in Whiltshire, UK. The first, shown above, was reported on July 7th at Alton Barnes, then the following day, another design bearing our name was spotted at
This is the title of a documentary I found on VHS tape at The First World UFO Congress in Tucson, Arizona in 1991 and is now on our YouTube Clorpse Channel. It concerns Bill Herrmann from Charleston, South Carolina, USA
Here's the latest progress chart showing the number of signatures we've received. We received one more signature last week (which was actually from me as I forgot to sign originally) so we now standing at a grand total of 12.